4/29/2005 10:05:00 PM|W|P|hbjock|W|P|The one thing I despise more than anything else in the world is cleaning... I don't know about you, but it always takes soo much energy out of me. Anyway, apparently my mom just bought one of those Air Purifier things for my room but she's making me clean everything dust-free before she puts it in, so I guess I have to slave for a couple days. Now don't laugh at me, but when you have 26 years of shit piled into one room, it's not an easy job ;). Ok, so I didn't have anything major to say today... but I figured I had to say something to get away from the heavy posting I made yesterday about Hawaiian language. I notice that most people don't respond to that kind of stuff, so I had better switch topics before I lose whatever fan base I have (as if I have one *smirk*)... I've been cleaning so much today that I totally forgot to go to the gym today. So I'm gonna hit it up tomorrow and work on my upper bod... I have to go pick up a CD at Tower Records which is in the same complex as my gym anyway. So for now, enjoy these fire hotties I dug up from my collection... Now why couldn't I find a hot firefighter like one of these guys? Heheheh.. oh well, a guy can dream! =) Speaking of dream, I should hit the sheets... Good night!

Ok, aside from the baby, damn... look at those arms... that chest.. and that swarthy dark look? Whoever his wife is, she's a lucky b**ch! =)|W|P|111484867667198875|W|P|Cleaning... Why Me?|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com5/02/2005 12:58:00 AM|W|P|Blogger buff|W|P|They are really sizzling pix. WOOOF.
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Hey gang, well, today is going to be another interesting piece of Hawaiian history... as I said last week, Hawaiian society was a purely oral culture before the invention of the written Hawaiian word in the 1820s. Everything was passed down through the generations via genealogies, chants and hula. However, in 1898, after the illegal annexation of Hawai'i to the United States, the Hawaiian language was banned by the Territorial government, as a means to dis-credit and dis-enfranchise the Native Hawaiian. As a result, by the year 1907, very few young Hawaiians could even speak the language! Isn't that sad? Not even 10 years after annexation, the language is already in danger of disappearing altogether... and as you know, if you kill a language, you kill its people and their culture. Foreigners knew this concept very well... the situation became so bad, that this article appeared in the Hawaiian newspaper “Kū ‘Oko‘a” on March 22, 1907...

**For my own sanity in translating, and I'm sure for yours as well, I've added in the ‘okina " ‘ " and the kahakō, which is a line above certain vowels to indicate vocal stresses, which were not a part of the written language at the time... but is used today to differentiate words and meaning***

Mai Ha‘alele i ka ‘Ōlelo Makuahine

‘O ka ‘ōlelo kupa a kekahi lāhui e like me ka ‘Ōlelo Hawai‘i a ka lāhui Hawai‘i, ‘o ia nō ka mea i kapa ‘ia he ‘ōlelo makuahine na ke kanaka Hawai‘i. Ma ko mākou ho‘omaopopo ‘ana, ehia lā o nā Hawai‘i ‘ōpio i ho‘ona‘auao ‘ia i loko o nā Kulanui o kākou iho nei, a ma waho aku nei ho‘i o kākou i kū‘ono‘ono maoli ko lākou ‘ike me ko lākou mākaukau ma ka ‘ōlelo makuahine o ko lākou ‘āina hānau. Ke ‘ike nei kākou i kēia mau lā e ne‘e nei, eia nā ‘a‘apo ‘ana a nā ‘ōpio ma ka ‘ōlelo Beretania, a ua nele maoli ko lākou mana‘o ‘ana a huli i ka ‘ike i ka ‘ōlelo ‘ōiwi o ka ‘āina hānau. Ua maopopo loa ma muli o ka ho‘opau ‘ia ‘ana o nā kula aupuni ‘ōlelo Hawai‘i, ua ho‘opau maoli ‘ia nā po‘o wai nui e loa‘a mai ai nā ‘auwai o ka ‘ike ma ia ‘ōlelo i nā ‘ōpio o Hawai‘i nei. ‘Oiai mākou e kāko‘o aku ana i nā ‘i‘ini holomua o nā po‘e ‘ike ‘ōlelo Beretania, ma ke ‘ano, he mea pono i ko Hawai‘i nei lāhui ‘oiai ke ho‘oma‘ama‘a ‘ia ma ka ‘ōlelo Beretania, ‘o ia ho‘i ka ‘ōlelo ‘Enelani, i mea e loa‘a ai i ka ‘ōpio nā ke‘ehina holo māmā me ka ‘a‘a ‘āwīwī o ka holomua e ne‘e nei ma luna o ka hapa nui o ka ‘ilihonua ma muli o ka ho‘one‘e ‘ana a ka ‘ōlelo Beretania, eia na‘e, ‘a‘ole nō he mea hewa no ka ‘ōpio hānau o Hawai‘i, ‘o ka ‘oi aku na‘e o ka Hawai‘i kanaka maoli, ke ‘ike maopopo i ka ‘ōlelo a kona mau kūpuna. Eia nā haole na‘auao o ko ua ‘āina ‘ē, ke hō‘ea mai nei ma ko kākou mau kaiāulu nei, a ma ko lākou wā e ninau mai ai i kekahi Hawai‘i ‘ōpio maoli i ke ‘ano o kekahi hua‘ōlelo kahiko i ‘ike ‘ia e lākou, ma kekahi mau buke nūpepa Hawai‘i kahiko, e ‘ōlelo aku ana kēia ‘ōpio, "I don't know," ‘o ia ho‘i, "‘A‘ole au i ‘ike." He ‘ike ‘ole kā ho‘i, ‘oiai, ua ho‘ohemahema maoli nō ‘o ia i ka ‘ike a me ka mākaukau i kāna ‘ōlelo pono‘ī iho. E hō‘ea mai ana ma kēia mua aku e lilo ai ka hapa nui loa o nā hua‘ōlelo Hawai‘i i kama‘āina iā kākou i kēia wā, i mau hua‘ōlelo pohihihi i nā ‘ōpio Hawai‘i o kēia mau mua a‘e. Ma ko mākou mana‘o, i waena o ‘umi po‘e Hawai‘i ‘ōpio e hele nei i nā kula haole o nei mau lā, ‘a‘ole paha e loa‘a he ‘elima o ia po‘e i hiki ke kākau i ka ‘ōlelo Hawai‘i me ka pololei. ‘O nā wahi wale nō e loa‘a ai nā ‘ike ‘ōlelo Hawai‘i i kēlā po‘e ‘ōpio ‘o ia nā Kula Sabati Hawai‘i, nā luakini, e ha‘i ‘ōlelo ‘ia ana ma ka ‘ōlelo Hawai‘i, nā anaina i ‘ākoakoa ai nā Hawai‘i maoli, nā buke a me nā nūpepa Hawai‘i nō ho‘i. ‘O ka launa ‘ana a me ke kama‘īlio ‘ana me nā Hawai‘i ma ka ‘ōlelo Hawai‘i no ka ‘imi ‘ana i ka ‘ike ‘ōlelo Hawai‘i, he mea nō ia e loa‘a ai ka ‘ike a me ka mākaukau.

Do Not Abandon the Mother Tongue

The native language of a people such as the Hawaiian language of the Hawaiian people, it is also referred to as the mother tongue of the Native Hawaiians. According to our recollection, how many of the Hawaiian youth have been educated enough in our universities and outside of our own influence, that they are competent in the mother tongue of the sands of their birth? We are seeing in this day and age, that the youth are grasping the British language, and their minds are truly being neglected by turning them away from the knowledge contained within the native language of their homeland. It is understood that due to the closing of the Hawaiian-speaking public schools, the great water sources from which we receive the waterways of knowledge within the language have been cut off from the youth of Hawai'i. While we support the progressive search for knowledge of those British-speaking people, as in a way, it is a good thing for the Hawaiian nation, while being drilled in the British language, also known as the English language, so that the youth will achieve positions quickly in the change that is consuming the majority of the sands of the earth due to the "movement" towards the British language, however, it is indeed not an abominable thing for the native youth, it is better yet, for the native Hawaiian people to understand the language of their ancestors. Here is the white wisdom of their strange and foreign land, they are arriving in our communities... and when they inquire a native youth as to the meaning of an old word that they happened to come across in some books and Hawaiian newspapers of old, the youth would most likely reply, "I don't know", a.k.a. "‘A‘ole au i ‘ike." A lack of knowledge indeed! All the while, he has neglected or been neglected of the knowledge and the proficiency of communication in his own language. The time will come when the majority of the Hawaiian words that we are familiar with these days, will become words that will be utterly mysterious and confusing to the young of the generations to come. In our opinion, among 10 Hawaiian youths that attend white schools these days, perhaps not even 5 will be found among them that are able to write and communicate in the Hawaiian language correctly. The only places that these young ones can attain the knowledge of Hawaiian language is in the Sabath Schools of the churches, spoken in the Hawaiian language, the congregation in which gather the native Hawaiians, in books and in the Hawaiian newspapers as well. Being sociable and conversing with other older Hawaiians in the Hawaiian language, to search for knowledge of the Hawaiian language, this is really the only way to attain what is left of this knowledge and to become competent in it.

It is unfortunate that only a few years after the banning of the Hawaiian language only a handful of Hawaiian youth can be found who know how to communicate effectively through a language which was their own for thousands of generations. And yet, this is only part of the plight of my people. Fortunately for me, the Hawaiian language is now making a reappearance in Hawaiian society, and although much has been lost, we are still able to retain enough information about our language that we are able to read the majority of the old texts and possibly re-invigerate the language to a point where it may once again be a language spoken among the majority of Native Hawaiians. Hawaiian has been named an official language of the island chain, and now all business and legal matters may be conducted into it. Now there are immersion schools that are teaching our youth from the time they are born so that their first language may be the Hawaiian language... I pray that some day Hawai'i will truely become a bi-lingual society where every resident is competent in the language that has been here since the beginning of time.

|W|P|111481970681671640|W|P|Mai Ha‘alele i ka ‘Ōlelo Makuahine|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com4/30/2005 09:54:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Glenn Ingersoll|W|P|I dig these Hawaiian language/history/culture postings. They're actually a big part of why I look forward to stopping by. Languages fascinate me and I'm glad you're putting in work to keep Hawaiian alive.

When K & I visited the Southwest we stopped in at the museum at Zuni and a young man was giving a lecture in Zuni to a group of little kids who'd been brought in by their teacher. Not all the kids understood so he'd switch back & forth between Zuni and English. But when K & I talked to him he said it was important that they all have a chance to hear their language. I was glad I got a chance to hear it, too. It's a struggle keeping minority languages alive when they are surrounded and continually being washed over by another much bigger noise.

We ate at a taqueria on the pueblo and were served by a plump young woman who looked Zuni-ish and K asked her about how to say something Zuni, like "thank you" or whatever. She shrugged and laughed. "I'm Hawaiian," she said.4/30/2005 12:12:00 PM|W|P|Blogger T. Zac. R. R.|W|P|I can't agree more with your post. I didn't realize my family had lost one of our languages, until I started studying it. Then the family history and stories begin to be told. BTW interesting blog and thanx for the link.4/25/2005 11:50:00 PM|W|P|hbjock|W|P|Hey gang, well with an hour left of what was my 26th birthday, I figured it's about time to talk about what a shitty day it's been. I actually woke up early today with a positive outlook on life... until I slowly began to realize that thing that everyone dreads... all my friends forgot... My bro Shawn in Orlando completely forgot and I talked to him for over an hour today. I told him several times in the last few weeks, but oh well... and let's see... my bud Gary in GA forgot too, and his birthday is only 4 days after mine!! But I have to say.. the one that depresses me the most is Paul.... Paul and I are really special to each other in so many ways, and he made such a fit about me forgetting about his birthday and it's not until November!! And he made such a scene over the phone one night saying how he memorized my birithday because one of his favorite movies is Miss Congeniality... and in it, there's a line that Miss Rhode Island utters when asked "What is a perfect date to you?" And she says, "I'd say... April 25th, because it's not too cold and not to hot..etc...." well, so much for that. The one person I fully expected to remember was him.. and no, not my luck. Instead he was out partying with his friends James & Jason in Long Beach all day... =((. He never even called me back like he said he would.... =(( And my friend Dylan, that I just hung out with yesterday.. the guy who works on the cruise ship.. he didn't call either.... And like I thought, my ex didn't remember either... and when I got pissed about it, he said "So you're 26 now, so what?? Do you feel any different today than any other day?" Wow, gee... some best friend huh? That's why I wish I still had a boyfriend... cause then I could actually expect an active boyfriend to remember my birthday.... oh well, maybe next year... On the bright side, one of my other friends, who's actually a friend of my ex, found out that it was my birthday and he doesn't want me to stay home... so he and his bf are on their way to pick me up to take me out... I'm really not in a clubbing mood right now after having such a shitty day.. but I guess it's better than nothing right?|W|P|111450886199068964|W|P|Blues of another year..|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com4/26/2005 04:15:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Tony|W|P|La,
SOrry to hear that people forgot you on your b-day. I've been there. I know how it can be. So how about a belated Happy B'day from me?

Tony4/26/2005 07:54:00 AM|W|P|Blogger buff|W|P|Big hairy birthday hugs. WOOOF4/26/2005 12:56:00 PM|W|P|Blogger brandon|W|P|Happy bday! I have a very different view on birthdays, so I wouldn't be upset if a friend forgot my birthday. Their actions during the other 364 days of the year mean much more to me. Hope that helps!

And what happened to that upper bod workout you said you were gonna do??4/27/2005 05:57:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Glenn Ingersoll|W|P|Happy day after your birthday!

Welcome to this side of 25! There are lots of people here who are happy you made it.

cheers!
GI4/25/2005 08:31:00 PM|W|P|hbjock|W|P|Alrighty gang, I was feeling a bit nostalgic today, so I wanted to bring back one of my all-time favorite guys in terms of "hotness", my source of visualization for what I want to do with my bod... Remy... Remy is a national bodybuilding champion, a frequent model in various fitness and muscle magazines, a featured model of Strengthnet.com (which by the way, has some of the hottest models on the net!), and now a proud owner of his own website, RemyModel.com where you're able to gain access to pictures, videos, and even a personal phone call from the man himself to talk about training and nutrition! Unfortunately guys, the man is VERY married to a woman... oh well, we can all dream can't we? Oh and yes, he's only about 25... hehehe.. I definitely need to get my ass in gear soon to get to this level, but thanks Remy for providing the inspiration! |W|P|111449709127427505|W|P|Hottie of the Week 4-25|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com4/27/2005 10:45:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Cole|W|P|WOW, Remy is awesome!!
My Footprint4/24/2005 04:05:00 PM|W|P|hbjock|W|P|Well, since last night was such a crappy night, I decided to hit the beach today... because at least then I could relax a little and get away from my home. I'm not ready to go back to halau just yet, so I needed another week to myself. The cool thing is, I have a great friend that works on a local cruise ship, Norwegian Cruise Line's "Pride of Aloha", and since it's docked in Honolulu every Sunday before going on its weekly island tours, my friend and I hit up the beach for a few hours this morning. He thinks I should look for a job with NCL and be a lecturer on Hawaiian history with them... what do you all think? Hmmm... I may have to consider that! Anyway, the ship ports at the Aloha Tower every weekend... you know, it's really great to see a ship in port every week like it did back in the 1920s and 1930s... now I know that a lot of people don't like cruiseships, but hell, I love NCL... Now if only they would give me a good job (not one of those slave jobs that the cruise industry is so infamous for *smirk*) Anyway, we got to hit the beach for a few hours this morning and I have a nice tan working here. The other cool thing about today is that it's my "free" day so I can eat whatever the hell I want to eat and not have to worry about working out!! Woo hoo!!! I better enjoy it while it lasts, 'cause tomorrow is a gym day =). Oh well.. I better do something constructive with my day... stay tuned for more blabber to come!|W|P|111439617308599441|W|P|Beach Day|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com4/23/2005 10:06:00 PM|W|P|hbjock|W|P|Hey gang, well today was the upper body day again at the gym... I think I killed my arms again. Heheh oh well, as the age-old adage goes... "no pain, no gain"! =). The plan was exactly like the one on Tuesday. I don't want to rip anything, so I'm staying where I know my limits for today.. I'll try upping the score on Thursday. So other than that, how's life? Oh... guess who sent me a txt message out of the blue about 2 minutes ago? Yup, "him"... "I just wanted to say hello." MMM Hmmm... after not talking to me for 2 weeks, that's all he can say? Dang... that boy got issues. Anyway, I'll probably see him on Monday night. I'm gonna hit up Fusion for a drink or two for my bday, but I don't plan on staying longer than an hour or so... Oh! I just went to see "Beauty Shop" tonight with my sister... damn I love that movie. Ok, I know I'm not black or anything and I'll never be black, but black women movies crack me up ;). If you liked Barber Shop, but love black female comedy, go see "Beauty Shop" ok??|W|P|111433076203758002|W|P|Day 6 - Upper Body Workout|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com4/24/2005 08:02:00 PM|W|P|Blogger T. Zac. R. R.|W|P|I think it is mad cool that you saw this movie 'even though you are not black' hehe. Funny is funny, good comedy appeals to everyone. I thought the movie was funny also. That dude braiding the hair though. He is gay. hehe4/22/2005 01:05:00 PM|W|P|hbjock|W|P|Hui! 'Ano 'ai me ke aloha ia kakou a pau loa mai kekahi pae a kekahi pae aku o ka honua. Pehea mai nei 'okou pakahi? Maika'i no? I ko'u wa i ho'omaka ai ke kakau mo'olelo 'ana ma ka punaewele, aia iho au i kahi mau papa 'olelo a mo'olelo Hawai'i. No laila, i kela me keia la, he ma'amau no ka wehewehena o ko'u mau mana'o ma ka 'olelo, a ua komo akula kahi mau mea a'u i heluhelu ai i loko o ua mau papa nei. A i ko'u mana'o, he mea maika'i loa kela, no ka mea, 'a'ole kama'aina paha ka nui o 'oukou e hele mai nei i ka mo'olelo o ka po'e Hawai'i, na kanaka maoli o keia 'aina nei. A ina, 'ano huhu wau i kahi mau hana a ka po'e 'e e hana ai i ka po'e maole, hele a huikau kahi o 'oukou. No laila, no ia mau mana'o, e ho'omaka hou ana ka'u i kau iho ai ma mua... 'a'ole ia he hana ma'amau no na la apau, aka na'e, i ho'okahi la paha o ka pule, aia ana kahi mokuna, kahi mahele o ka mo'olelo Hawai'i i mea e ho'ike aku a mahele aku i ke 'ano o ka po'e kupa'a o Hawai'i nei... No laila, ma hea e ho'omaka ai? Pono paha wau e ho'omaka mai kinohi. I ka wa kahiko loa, he lahui kama'ilio no makou. 'A'ole makou i kakau aku i na mea. Ua ha'awi 'ia na mo'olelo a me na huna no'eau ma o ke kama'ilio 'ana a pa'a loa i ka na'au. No laila, ke hele mai ka manawa e kakau iho ai ka mana'o Hawai'i, aia kahi mau mea kakau mo'olelo o ia wa. 'O lakou 'o Samuel Manaiakalani Kamakau, John Papa I'i, Kepelino, na ali'i kekahi, a me keia kanaka a'u e ho'omaka ai ka wehewehe 'ana, 'o ia ho'i 'o Davida Malo. Ia ia e ola ana, ua kakau nui 'o ia i na mo'olelo he nui e pili ana i ke kumuhonua, ke 'ano o na ali'i, na 'ano like 'ole o na hana ma'amau, na 'ano o na heiau, a me ke 'ano o na haipule aia ana i loko o laila, a pela wale aku. Ua ola ia i ka wa i hele ai ma mua o ka ho'opau 'ana o ka 'aikapu, 'o ia no ke kahua o ka haipule akua kahiko. No laila, ma loko o na mo'olelo Hawai'i, aia kahi mau 'ano o na mo'olelo like'ole... no laila, eia kahi mea... ua loa'a ia mea mai ka puke 'o "Mo'olelo Hawai'i" na Davida Malo i kakau ai i na makahiki 1840.
Mokuna 2 No ka Aina Ana
1. He mea kahaha loa no ka manao i ka lohe ana mai i na olelo a ka poe kahiko no ke kumu o ka aina ana ma Hawaii nei, he kuee ko lakou mau manao aole he like pu. 2. Ma loko o na mookuauhau a lakou e ike ai kakou i ka okoa ana o na manao o lakou kekahi me kekahi. 3. Ma ka mookuauhau i kapa ia o Puanue i olelo ia mai ai i hanau maoli ia mai kukulu o ka honua a me kukulu o ka lani. 4. Na Kumukumukekaa, i hanau mai o Paiaalani kana kane. A o kekahi kuauhau i olelo mai, na Kamaieli i hanau mai Kamole o ka honua o Kumuhonua kana kane. 5. Ma ka mookuauhau o Wakea, ua olelo ia mai na Papa i hanau mai keia pae moku, o kekahi lohe mai, aole i hanau ia mai keia pae moku, aka i hana maoli ia e ko Wakea mau lima keia pae moku. 6. Ke ike nei kakou i ko lakou kuhihewa ana, ina paha i hanau aina na wahine ia wa kahiko, ina no hoi hanau aina i keia wa, ina i hana lima ia e Wakea ia wa, pela nohoi i keia wa. 7. Eia kekahi, ma ka mookuauhau i kapa ia o Kumulipo, ua hai ia mai malaila, i ulu wale mai no ka aina, aole i hanau maoli ia, aole no i hana lima ia. 8. Ua pono paha keia olelo ana i ulu wale mai no keia pae moku mahope mai paha ke kanaka ana ma Hawaii nei, nolaila mai paha ke kuhihewa ana o ka poe kahiko, aka, o ka ulu wale mai o ka aina pono loa, aole paha. 9. No ka mea i keia wa ua imi kekahi poe naau i ke kumu o ka aina ana ma Hawaii nei, ua pono paha ko lakou manao ana, aole no paha i pono loa, no ka mea he manao no no ka naau mai. 10. Ua imi kekahi poe noonoo mai na aina e mai, manao lakou aole paha he aina maanei i ka wa kahiko, he moana wale no, manao lakou ua hoea wale mai na aina mai loko mai o ka moana, o na ahi pele ka mea i hoea mai ai. 11. Eia ka mea i manao ai lakou pela, ua ike ia kekahi mau moku i hoea mai, ua like ke ano oia mau aina me Hawaii nei, eia kekahi mea e akaka loa ai, he aina pele wale no keia pae moku, a he pele hoohehee wale ia no, aole e like ko enei pohaku me ko na aina puni ole, pela ka manao o lakou. 12. No na pele wale no ko enei pohaku, i keia wa ua pio ka nui o na pele, aka, i ka wa kahiko, he pele no ma Maui a ma keia pae moku a pau, nolaila, ua manao wale ia, ua hoea wale mai keia pae moku mai lalo mai o ke kai, aole no paha i pono loa keia manao ana, no ka mea, he manao no keia no ka naau mai. 13. Malie paha he aina no maanei mai kinohi mai, aole paha, aka no ke kuu lala loa o ko enei poe kahiko i na olelo lalau, a me ka lauwili loa o ka lakou olelo ana mai.
--------------------------------------------------------- Hey! Greetings to everyone from one end of the earth to the other! How's everyone today? Good?? =) When I first started writing a journal online, I was in several Hawaiian language and Hawaiian history classes. So almost on a daily basis, I would write all my thoughts in Hawaiian and talk about the things that I learned, in addition to including certain excerpts that sparked my interest. And now that I think about it, I liked doing that. It also brought several comments of interest from others because people were shocked that Hawaiian history was so detailed and complex... So I think I should start that again. Especially for a few select people who constantly wonder why I have issues with certain people in this world, and they wonder where all that comes from (and you know who you are!! *smirk*). So I think I should start writing about Hawaiian history again... and not to worry, my entries won't be MEGA long like today, only once a week or so ;). Ok, so where should I start... well, probably best to start from the beginning. Before the mid-1800s, Hawaiian life was that of an oral culture. We didn't have a written language so everything was passed down through discussion and chants and dances that were memorized verbatim from generation to generation. When Hawaiian did become a written language, there were several Hawaiian historians that came to prominence... among them were Samuel M. Kamakau, John Papa I'i, Kepelino, some of the royalty, and this man, David Malo. Malo lived during the early 1800s and was raised in the royal court of the age so he wrote a lot about court life, the creation genealogies, about the way Hawaiians organized and categorized everything in life... from fishing and farming, to different levels of the sky and earth... he also specialized in the description of the different kinds of temples and ceremonies that were taking place in those sacred areas. Although David Malo converted to Christianity when the American Calvinist missionaries arrived in 1820 and many of his opinions of the stories of our ancestors reflect his new Christian faith, his knowledge of the traditional ways and of the stories of thousands of years ago are invaluable. Ok, having said that... this first entry comes from "Hawaiian Antiquities" which David Malo (the English translation of the above "Mo'olelo Hawai'i")had penned in the 1830s and 40s. It may sound a little confusing because of the style in which he writes, but I'll do my best to make it simple.
Chapter 2 Formation of the Land
1. The brain becomes befuddled and confused when hearing the opinions of the aged about the creation of the land here in Hawai'i, they are constantly contradicting each other, none is the same. 2. Within their genealogies we are able to see differences in opinion between each and every person. 3. in the genealogy referred to as Puanue, it is said that the foundations of the earth and sky were born. 4. It was Kumukumukekaa who gave birth to them, Paiaalani was her husband. And in another genealogy, it si said that Kamaieli gave birth to the foundations, Kumuhonua was the father. 5. In the genealogy of Wakea, it is said that Papa gave birth to this archipelago, another account says that these island were not born, but rather hand-made by Wakea himself. 6. We today can see their misgivings, if indeed women gave birth to islands in the past, such would be true today, if Wakea did make these islands with his own two hands, that would still happen today. 7. Here is something, in the genealogy referred to as the Kumulipo, it is said in there , that the land merely grew, it wasn't born, it wasn't made by hand. 8. Perhaps this theory is true, that these islands did grew by itself, after which it became populated by the Hawaiians, perhaps this is where the ancestors have erred, and the islands did grow in this way, who knows? 9. These days, several scholars have researched into the creation of the Hawaiian island, and perhaps their theories are true, perhaps not scientific fact, for everything is mere theory. 10. These accomplished foreign scientists have researched, and they theorize that perhaps this land was not here in prehistoric days, there was only ocean, they feel are of the opinion that teh land arrived directly from the ocean, volcanoes were the catalyst. 11. Their reasons for this opinion are that certain islands are known which have risen out of the ocean and bear many similar characteristics to that of Hawai'i, as in this explanation, this island chain is a volcanic one, and have been melted in such a volcanic way that is unlike the rock composition of those where are found on the continents around the world. 12. These rocks are wholly volcanic, these days most of the volcanoes are extinct, but, in the ancient days, there was a volcanic presence on Maui island and all of the other islands, therefore, it is believed that the islands were thurst forth from the sea, but perhaps this theory is not true, for it is a theory nonetheless. 13. It is possible that there was land here from the very beginning, but we cannot be sure because the traditions of the ancients are senseless babble and differ greatly amongst each other.
As you all can see, David Malo was trained as a Western scholar, and thusly has shunned the ideas of his ancestors in an attempt to be accepted by Western society, yet he is careful to explain that there is no exact truth, that everything is a matter of theory... So, while I know all of this sounds like nonsense and confusing because of how he will explain and then refute everything, this passage does give certain cultural theories as to the beginning of life here... from Kumukumukeka'a, or the story of Wakea and Papa, to the cosmic genealogy called the Kumulipo. Next installment will talk about the first recorded people in Hawaiian history according to the Kumulipo genealogy and how Wakea and Papa fit into that story... stay tuned! --- We now return to your regularly scheduled program... feel free to comment! ----
|W|P|111421904223970514|W|P|Ka Mo'olelo Hawai'i by David Malo|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com4/21/2005 04:59:00 PM|W|P|hbjock|W|P| Sean Cody.com... what can I say about this site.... Oh my F**KING GOD!!! This is the killer site of all amateur sites out there... the most beautiful men I've ever seen on video, seriously... and the best part? They're all straight, and by some miracle, the camera man gets them to do some risque stuff to themselves and to the other straight guys work for the site... You know, I used to have the whole damned collection on my computer.. and then my harddrive crashed over some display driver malfunction and I lost everything... ugh!!! Anyway, I HIGHLY recommend everyone check it out... even if just for a month or so, you won't be sorry!! Ok, now I need to get some sleep ;). You can get to the site by clicking on the pic above or clicking on the pic under my "Sites I like" category.. enjoy, and tell 'em Jonah sent you! =))|W|P|111410096731797994|W|P|SeanCody.com|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com4/21/2005 04:43:00 PM|W|P|hbjock|W|P|Ok, I don't know if this is the case with most guys.. but I hate working my legs. For me, part of the fun of working the upper bod is you get to see your chest firm up and arms bulge while working out, even if it is just temporary =). But with the legs, I never see or feel a "pump"... But oh well, I guess if I'm to complete this challenge... I have to do it. So for my personal trainer, here was today's workout: Quads
  • Leg Extensions 12 reps x 70lbs. 10 reps x 80lbs. 8 reps x 90lbs. 6 reps x 100lbs. 12 reps x 90lbs.
  • Leg Presses 12 reps x 75lbs.
Hamstrings
  • Lying Leg Curls 12 reps x 30lbs. 10 reps x 35lbs. 8 reps x 40lbs. 6 reps x 45lbs. 12 reps x 40lbs.
  • Straight-Leg Deadlifts 12 reps x 50lbs.
Calves
  • 45° Raises 12 reps x 60lbs. 10 reps x 70lbs. 8 reps x 80lbs. 6 reps x 90lbs. 12 reps x 80lbs.
  • Standing Heel Raises 12 reps x 60lbs.
Abs
  • Floor Crunches 12 reps 10 reps 8 reps 6 reps 12 reps
  • Oblique Floor Crunches 12 reps
And there you have it... hope my trainer approves ;).|W|P|111413853345979376|W|P|Day 3 - Lower Body Workout|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com4/21/2005 06:45:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Glenn Ingersoll|W|P|What can I say? Good for you. Legs are boring.

Cardio is even more boring.

I like yoga best. Maybe I'll be good at it someday. But I like weights, too. I'd go to the gym every day. I really would. Except my poor fragile little body goes, ooh ow we're so tired now we'll just die if you go to the gym again. Everybody else in the world gets all that energy from exercise! For me it's like my battery gets totally drained.

But you don't want to hear my whining!

On the plus side I'm getting close to an unassisted handstand and my backbend tonight was solid. woo-hoo!

cheers,
GI4/22/2005 08:50:00 AM|W|P|Blogger jetboy747|W|P|Work those chicken legs bitch!

Now I’m off to Minnesota to get my claws into a certain personal trainer

Happy Weekend
Jetboy7474/24/2005 09:34:00 PM|W|P|Blogger brandon|W|P|Leg day hurts but in the end it's worth it!4/20/2005 08:39:00 PM|W|P|hbjock|W|P|Well, the impossible has happened... my mom bought a digital camera... and here I thought I was the computer whiz of the family. Apparently she bought it for her trip to Alaska in June, but wow... I never thought she would actually go for that. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Kodak EasyShare CX7430 4.1 megapixel camera: And to make it even more serious, the woman bought it with a printer dock package... I mean, "GET OUT!!!" A printer dock? Where did she become so tech savvy? I don't think I would've even thought to buy a printer dock... I think she's been talking to our friend Donna more and more hehehe. Anyway, I have to say, this camera is beautiful... I wonder how often she's going to use it? Oh, ok and if that wasn't worse enough... my dad comes into my room today and tells me, "Eh boy! Come... I have a camera I wanna show you." A what?? A camera??? No way... this is not possible... this is the same man who doesn't even know how to turn a computer on... and low and behold, this is what's sitting on his desk... Ok, it's a Fuji Finepix F401 Zoom camera... now what is going on I ask you? It's like "Apocalypse Now". BOTH my parents have digital cameras and neither one knows how to use them.. unfortuantely, the downside to this one is... it was left in the Lost and Found area at my dad's workplace for the last 3 months, so my dad bought it off of the hotel... and of course because it belonged to a tourist who's long gone, there was no USB cable or software... oh, and the camera is in Japanese! And unfortunately, the Japanese version doesn't come with a language selector function... so in order to learn how to use the camera, you have to either learn Japanese, or find an English manual somewhere and try to compare... Yikes!! It does take great pictures though... so now my dad has to spend another $50 - 60 to get the cable and the software... Hmmmm.... I think I smell a sea of hot beach boys being posted in the future hehehe.|W|P|111406630002247764|W|P|The Digital Age|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com4/21/2005 06:21:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Kodak EasyShare, eh? Good choice, especially popular over here in CA. No one, and I meant absolutely no one is going to do regular 35mm photography anymore except the professionals who actually know how to use the cameras. C'mon, I'm a lab tech...I see these things. Hope all is well. ~Shane4/21/2005 07:36:00 AM|W|P|Blogger D. Travers Scott|W|P|I nearly had a heart attack this year when my dad sent me a text message. What's with the grups gettin' all techie!?4/21/2005 05:41:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Xavierism|W|P|Kewl blog! It seems we love many of the same movies. I finally watched "Sideways" last night...I liked it! Anyway, thanks for stopping by and saying hi at my blog.

Enjoy the moment!

*CHEERS*

http://xavierism.livejournal.com/4/20/2005 08:30:00 PM|W|P|hbjock|W|P|Sometimes I wonder why you couldn't just take a miracle pill that would duplicate the effects of cardio and fat burning upon the body... heheh I hate cardio days. I despise running... and unfortunately, by all accounts, running is the #1 method of burning fat. Unfortunately, I guess it has to be done. And of course, stupid me had to oversleep today, so I didn't get up till noon.. can you imagine what it's like to run when the sun is directly overhead? Ewww... I thought I was gonna die. Anyway, here's how my cardio program works... Basically, you have to gage yourself on a scale from 5-10... "5" being something relatively easy like walking or a light jog... "10" being if you took another step you'd keel over... so now you can see how it works... 20 minutes of pure hell. The theory behind it is the research that indicates that brief spurts of intensity burn 3-4x more fat than running at a steady pace... Well, apparently it works for sprinters and the thousands of people who have done the Body-for-Life program.. Let's hope it pays off for me!|W|P|111406539203898232|W|P|Cardio sucks!|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com4/21/2005 06:35:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Glenn Ingersoll|W|P|I thought the running was for the heart ... and for the muscles. In those legs that so disappoint you!

Fat is a low quality fuel. You burn fat when you're just lying around. When you lazily pluck the remote from your belly you're burning fat. (Isn't that just the greatest thought?) Whereas when you're working hard you're burning carbohydrates and protein. Since you use up all those carbs in the workout your body doesn't have any to store away as fat. Then when you flop down in front of the TV your body says oh well no sugar? guess it's time to break out the fat!

When you're losing weight you're eating less each day than what your body needs to fuel all its activities. Then there's the balancing act, right? When I'm going to the gym once a week I have to remember I'm going to put on fat if I keep eating as much as when I go three times. Then there's the eating more when you're really working out so you have the stuff to make muscles.

Easier just to go back to bed. I find heaving a sigh is virtually aerobic.

cheers,
GI4/19/2005 11:06:00 PM|W|P|hbjock|W|P|Aloha mai e na kini o ka 'aina.... Greetings to the multitudes of the earth.... Hehe I know, that sounded corny, but hey, my native language is a poetic one, deal with it ;). So I knew I was setting myself up when I posted one of my friends as the "Hottie of the Week" yesterday, 'cause as soon as his picture went up, a whole slew of people emailed me and left comments about how hot he is and how much they want to mess around with him... *heavy sigh*. I see how it is... you put up a hot guy and everybody comes flocking ;). HEHEHEH J/K!! Nah he is a really great guy and for as much as I know him now, I know I haven't even begun to scratch the surface of our frienship, so I look forward to whatever is to come! Anyway, before I go on and on about the "Hottie" and make certain people mad or jealous, let me re-cap my day. The company I just got hired to work for called and said that they didn't have the results of my TB test and they've been waiting a month for them... so of course I'm all in shock because I know that I turned the card in.... ugh.. I just hope that they don't lose faith in me because of some departmental screw-up. I really need a job... hehehe. My ass can't live off of school grants forever ;). The good thing about today though is that I actually got my ass out of bed and took care of it, and then I ACTUALLY went to the gym... woo hoo!! For anyone that knows me, I always have the best intentions in working out and getting my 6 pack back, but sometimes I'm totally lacking in motivation to actually get my ass in the gym and start eating 5-6 small quality meals every day... and I DESPISE doing cardio... so those days are even more rough for me... Anyway, I know I promised someone that I would post my workout for today so that he could look over it and make changes or suggestions.. so here it is: Chest
  • Inclined Chest Press - 12 reps x 15lbs. 10 reps x 20lbs. 8 reps x 25lbs. 6 reps x 30lbs. 12 reps x 25lbs.
  • Inclined Chest Flyes 12 reps x 15lbs.
Shoulders
  • Front Raises 12 reps x 3lbs. 10 reps x 5lbs. 8 reps x 10lbs. 6 reps x 15lbs. 12 reps x 10lbs.
  • Lateral Raises 12 reps x 5lbs.
Back
  • Back Rows 12 reps x 60lbs. 10 reps x 70lbs. 8 reps x 80lbs. 6 reps x 90lbs. 12 reps x 80lbs.
  • Back Extensions 12 reps
Triceps
  • Tricep Pushdowns 12 reps x 40lbs. 10 reps x 50lbs. 8 reps x 60lbs. 6 reps x 70lbs. 12 reps x 60lbs.
  • Bench Dips 12 reps
Biceps
  • Bicep Curls 12 reps x 10lbs. 10 reps x 15lbs. 8 reps x 20lbs. 6 reps x 25lbs. 12 reps x 20lbs.
  • Hammer Curls 12 reps x 15lbs.
And well, that's about it for me... the whole thing took about an hour.. which I've learned, if you spend more than an hour working on your muscles, you can do more damage than good... so the focus of my program is to keep the time short and the intensity level high. Tomorrow is a cardio day.. I'm REALLY not looking forward to that... anyway, if anyone's interested... my program is called Body-for-Life by EAS/Met-Rx creator, Bill Phillips. Check it out and let me know what you think!|W|P|111398914235278807|W|P|Body in Training|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com4/20/2005 10:52:00 AM|W|P|Blogger jetboy747|W|P|Your humpy buddy in Minnesota is safe from me. I don’t even know where Minnesota is; somewhere in the blob of states in the middle I’m presuming.

Mele Kalikimaka. My knowledge of poetic Hawaiian is staggering.

Cheers,
Jetboy7474/18/2005 11:50:00 PM|W|P|hbjock|W|P|Hey guys, well I know how much everybody loves half-naked men heheheh... so this week I'm gonna do something a little different. This week's hottie is a friend of mine from Minnesota =). I don't know if he'd be all good with everyone knowing all about him, so just join me in drooling over his pics... ugh... and the best part, is he's a personal trainer! He's a really cool guy too.. total sweetheart. Now why do all these really awesome guys have to live thousands of miles away from me? This is so wrong... anyway... enjoy! Look at those awesome pecs! Dude, what is your secret?? And those arms!! Dang boy... heheh if you haven't figured it out by now, I'm a huge fan of chests and arms =)). Now if only he would smile more! I'll have to tell him that ;) This one's for you W, hope you like it ;)|W|P|111390473522993607|W|P|Hottie of the Week 4-18|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com4/19/2005 03:50:00 AM|W|P|Blogger wcb|W|P|Wow! He is HOT!

I wish my personal trainer looks like that... oh wait, maybe not cause I will b spending time drooling rather than lifting weights!

:-)4/19/2005 04:00:00 PM|W|P|Blogger jetboy747|W|P|Now, I'd fondue with him any day.

Jetboy7474/18/2005 07:33:00 PM|W|P|hbjock|W|P|Have you ever... (X) snuck out of the house (X) gotten lost in your city (X) seen a shooting star (X) been to any other countries besides the United States ( ) had a serious surgery (X) gone out in public in your pajamas (hey... going to class in your pjs can be very comfortable) (X) kissed a stranger (X) hugged a stranger ( ) been in a fist fight ( ) been arrested (X) done drugs (X) had alcohol (X) laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose (X) pushed all the buttons on an elevator (X) made out in an elevator ( ) slept in an elevator (X) swore at your parents (X) kicked a guy where it hurts (X) been in love (X) been close to love (X) been to a casino ( ) been skydiving ( ) broken a bone (X) been high (X) skinny-dipped (X) skipped school (X) flashed someone ( ) saw a therapist ( ) done the splits ( ) played spin the bottle (X) gotten stitches (X) had an IV ( ) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour (X) bitten someone ( ) been to Niagara Falls (X) gotten the chicken pox (X) kissed a member of the opposite sex (X) kissed a member of the same sex ( ) crashed into a friend's car ( ) been to Japan (X) ridden in a taxi (X) been dumped (X) shoplifted ( ) been fired (X) had a crush on someone of the same sex (X) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back (X) stole something from your job (X) gone on a blind date (X) lied to a friend (X) had a crush on a teacher ( ) celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans (X) been to Europe (X) slept with a co-worker ( ) been married ( ) gotten divorced ( ) had children (X) saw someone die ( ) been to Africa (X) driven over 400 miles in one day ( ) been to Canada (X) been to Mexico (X) been on a plane (X) seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show ( ) thrown up in a bar ( ) purposely set a part of yourself on fire (X) eaten sushi ( ) been snowboarding (X) met someone in person from the internet (quite a few people, actually) (X) been moshing at a rock show ( ) cut yourself on purpose ( ) been to a moto cross show ( ) lost a child (X) gone to college (X) graduated from college (X) done hard drugs (Uhhh.. do poppers count?) (X) taken painkillers (X) love someone or miss someone right now Via Mike at Mikerzz dot com.|W|P|111389001277579909|W|P|Have you ever...|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com4/17/2005 10:12:00 PM|W|P|hbjock|W|P|
PURITY: 22% sex, 50% substance, 29% moral [30% total]
Well done! The higher your scores, the more "pure" you are. The lower, the more you've experienced.This test was about done deeds, so your numbers will never climb. [It's interesting to think they all started at 100%.] But will your purity continue to fall? Will you OUTGROW or will you OUTDO your past experiences? It's up to you.
Advisory:
  • Don't date anyone if your moral purities differ by more than 30%.
  • Don't run a business with anyone if your substance purities differ by more than 40%.
  • Do be friends with someone who has less than 1/2 your sex purity. You'll enjoy their colorful company.

Note: as for the "TOTAL" purity value - that's a weighted combination of your scores, indicating what a typical purity test might say about you.

The 3-Variable Purity Test

|W|P|111381233297267009|W|P|Purity? What is that?|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com4/17/2005 09:57:00 PM|W|P|hbjock|W|P|
Your brain: 40% interpersonal, 160% visual, 140% verbal, and 60% mathematical!
Congratulations on being 400% smart! Actually, on my test, everyone is. The above score breaks down what kind of thinking you most enjoy doing. A score above 100% means you use that kind of thinking more than average, and a score below 100% means you use it less. It says nothing about how good you are at any one, just how interested you are in each, relatively. A substantial difference in scores between two people means, conclusively, that they are different kinds of thinkers.
Matching Summary: Each of us has different tastes. Still, I offer the following advice, which I think is obvious: Don't date someone if your interpersonal percentages differ by more than 80%. Don't be friends with someone if your verbal percentages differ by more than 100%. Don't have sex with someone if their math percentage is over 200%.
|W|P|111381149505015731|W|P|Damned IQ Test|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com4/17/2005 05:04:00 PM|W|P|hbjock|W|P|Hey gang... well, as I said last night, I was supposed to go out to breakfast with some friends, but I got all the way down to Waikiki this morning and couldn't get a hold of them on the phone.. after about an hour, I decided to hit the beach. The only drawback was that there was a triathalon today and so all the hotties and their boyfriends were out soaking up the sun... so of course you know my ass didn't get any "hi"s or "how's it going"s today... and of course seeing all the happy couples lay out and play in the water was driving me nuts. Even though my ex and I never really went to the beach, he does do a lot of meditation on the beach, and it just made me realize that I was bored off my ass today... usually when I'm with someone, I'd either be with them already doing something, or they'd just be a phone call away... The crappy thing about living on an island is that most guys my age on this island aren't into stability and relationships.. some enjoy the company until the feel the need to be a total slut and don't want to have to worry about being held accountable, then the relationship is over... or some think so far into the future instead of focusing on the "now" that they get scared, and again it ends... and the rest you just can't get out of the club ;). What's up with that? I mean come on... I'm almost 26... and while I realize that my age is still relatively young, I can't be acting like a "club kid" all my life... not that I ever really acted that way myself.. I'm just waiting for everyone else to catch up to me. Anyway, sorry about the negative post today... on the good side of things, I did get a great tan at the beach ;).|W|P|111379391804390983|W|P|Sun-soaked Sunday|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com4/18/2005 10:26:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Chox|W|P|It's not a negative post...it's a well-deserved rant. You're just a bit ahead of everyone else. But don't worry, that's a good thing.

You're also making me wish I was in Waikiki...or the big island.

Sigh.4/17/2005 12:16:00 AM|W|P|hbjock|W|P|Hey everybody... well, I don't know why I wait till the early morning hours to post about stuff, heheh oh well... There's not much going on here on the island this week. I don't know if we have hula practice today because my kumu hasn't gotten back to me... but I did get invited to have breakfast at a local gay bar here with one of my friends who's in his 40s and some of his older friends... Now, not that I am accustomed to hanging out with guys in their golden years, but from what I hear, they're pretty cool and very funny, and I think right now, that's what I need in my life... so let's hope that I have a blast! I'll send a report tomorrow night ;). Have a great Sunday everyone!! Oh by the way... for you porno freaks out there (and Lord knows I love my porn...), there's an awesome vid that I just caught from MSR Videos called "Rough Trade". Virgin boys beware, this is some down and dirty sex in alley ways... mmmm... hey, even a hopeless romantic can be kinky from time to time ;). Have some fun!! =))|W|P|111373411943460775|W|P|The Breakfast Club|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com4/17/2005 03:02:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Ka'ano'i|W|P|oh palala, I have this dvd! It's HOT!4/18/2005 10:58:00 PM|W|P|Blogger buff|W|P|WOOOOF.
Thanks for posting to my blog,
Yes, I feel like you do, as long as he's legal, it can work.
Thanks again for sharing. Love your blog posts. Really cool.4/16/2005 01:32:00 PM|W|P|hbjock|W|P|Vietnam: "

You're Vietnam! After years of muddling through on your own, you've finally repaired yourself to a point of respectability. You would have been much better off had people you didn't like not kept insisting on spending so much time with you. But those times are fading quickly and these days you're pretty sure you won't get burned. Star power! Take the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid

Hmmm... actually I really enjoyed being social when I was young... Although I could've done without all the losers I've come across that screwed me over time and time again. =)

And what State am I??

Hawaii: "

You're Hawaii! When they first meet you, few people can tell whether you want to say hello or goodbye. Either way, most of them will end up saying that you're their favorite person to visit, if only they could afford the trip. But your soft and warm image is belied by an explosive undercurrent in your personality than can leave you drenched with tears or boiling with anger for days on end. You are rather fond of using plants as clothing. Take the State Quiz at the Blue Pyramid.

" Now I tell you, with all the possible options that there are, how the hell did I manage to come up with my own area, the land in which I was born? It's cosmic I tell ya!! =)) Ok last one... you all know by the fact that I have a "Bookstand" feature on here that I love books... but what kind of book fits me? Check this out... The Guns of August: "

You're The Guns of August! by Barbara Tuchman Though you're interested in war, what you really want to know is what causes war. You're out to expose imperialism, militarism, and nationalism for what they really are. Nevertheless, you're always living in the past and have a hard time dealing with what's going on today. You're also far more focused on Europe than anywhere else in the world. A fitting motto for you might be "Guns do kill, but so can diplomats." Take the Book Quiz at the Blue Pyramid.

" Ok, these quizzes are way too funny and accurate.. what's up with that?? =)) Hmmm this book quiz must've been why I got my degree in Hawaiian Studies. I can't wait to see what kind of quizzes Blue Pyramid comes up with next. By the way, all these quizzes came to me through my friend Browder, so stop by his place and say hi for me ok? =)|W|P|111369437625789862|W|P|"Who Am I?"|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com4/16/2005 01:28:00 PM|W|P|hbjock|W|P|Hey gang, well I was reading my friend Browder's blog and he came across a really cool mood test that I thought I'd give a try to just see what it comes up with... what do you think? Mood Analysis Test Results You have always been on the move seeking affectionate, satisfying and harmonious relationships. Your ultimate goal has been the realization of an intimate union in which there could be love, self-sacrifice and mutual trust. It has often been said that 'True love is just around the corner' and - if you haven't found it as yet - you possibly soon will. At this time you 'need to be needed' and again you 'need to need'. You have had this feeling for some time now and you are looking for someone who could share a close bond in an atmosphere of shared intimacy. You have the belief that with the right person you could conquer the world. Everyone has to compromise at times and circumstances are such that at this time you are feeling the need to do just that. Put all of your hopes on the back burner and let matters flow for a time - forgo some of the things you want. The good times are just around the corner. You are pretending that the situation around you doesn't matter, but the effort of trying to conceal your emotions and anxieties is resulting in untold stress. The existing situation is disagreeable. You feel unwanted and lonely and you would really like to associate with someone whose ideals are as high as your own. You want to be above the standard of mediocrity and this need to be needed and that need to need has almost become an obsession. You are trying to magnify the need into a compelling urge. You would really like to tell the world how great you are but no, you are holding back because you feel that your peers may treat you with contempt. This is a great pity because you have in fact a unique quality of character, but the continual restraint that you impose on yourself makes you suppress this need for others and you pretend you don't really care. You treat those who criticise you with contempt. However, to be honest, beneath this assumption of indifference you really long for the approval and esteem of others. You would like to be respected and valued for yourself and this can only be achieved from within a close and harmonious relationship. Ok, so was this damned test reading my mind or what? Ugh... nailed me to a "T" on the way I run my life.. Anyway, it was a lot of fun and nice to receive some validation hehehe... take the test for yourself at http://colorgenics.com/sps/index.cfm |W|P|111369411091045842|W|P|Colorgenics Mood Test|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com4/15/2005 05:00:00 AM|W|P|hbjock|W|P|Ok, it's 5am and I still can't fall asleep... anyway, I'm going to try and make this a positive journal entry since I've been so down in the dumps lately.. as far as the ex is concerned... even though he wants to be my friend, he hasn't called or txt'ed in almost a week, so I'm not really expecting to hear from him in a long time. The really cool thing though is that there is this one really cool guy that I've been getting to know since I came back from Seattle in January... His name is Paul... he's a dietician in Palm Springs... I know, some of you are probably gonna wonder, "ok, dude, you're in Hawai'i... what are you doing talking to some dude thousands of miles away?" Well, I'm of the firm belief that anything can happen in life.. So anyway, Paul's been kind of my "rock" getting through all of this, and I totally love him for that and for many other things.. so I figured, since I know he reads this thing almost daily, I just wanted to let him and the rest of the world know how much I appreciate him being a part of my life... and that's all you all need to know about him for now ;). Now I was going to write about this hot porno I've come across recently to further brighten everyone's day.. but damn it's 5am and I need some sleep... I'll write about it later, I promise...|W|P|111357775990113759|W|P|Let the Sunshine In|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com4/16/2005 07:13:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Glenn Ingersoll|W|P|Insomnia and heartache. Dude! The worst, the worst. Soft ocean breezes to you ...4/13/2005 12:11:00 AM|W|P|hbjock|W|P|Aloha mai kakou. Don't you hate it when your life seems so great and you actually start to believe that everything is not so bad after all and your minor struggles will work out in the end... and then all of a sudden... BAM! Your life is f**ked... Well, as some of you have guessed, the guy I was seeing for the last 4 months broke up with me last week... and just believe me when I tell you that it was a unique situation for a breakup. If I explained it all, no one would believe me or believe him... let's just say we broke up because of external influences that neither one of us have any control over. Anyway, I really hate breakups... it totally screws with my brain, my heart and my motivation to do anything constructive. I had totally planned to hit the gym today and get back on my regular workout routine (which everyone knows, when you're "taken" it pretty much goes out the door), but I woke up and almost immediately I realized that my parents had gone out to breakfast.. so there I was in an empty house, and I began thinking of "him".. and how much we both would've loved a situation like that. He only lives about 10 minutes down the road from me, so he could've been there in a flash to enjoy the moment with me... Anyway, after thinking about that, I totally lost any motivation to do anything today... my will to go hit the gym hard vanished in an instant.... F**K!!! So what happened today? Well a lot of chatting on the Net, some music burning, and a frozen pizza for lunch and another one for dinner... sh*t... there went my diet for today. My workout guru friend in Cali is gonna be so pissed at me.. hehehe. Anyway, I better shut up before I start getting depressed again... let's hope tomorrow is a much better day for me... and I'm gonna try and hit the gym as soon as I wake up, before I even have a chance to think about anything else... You all take care guys... keep in touch.|W|P|111338761675386177|W|P|Hearbreak f**ks up everything...|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com4/13/2005 08:47:00 AM|W|P|Blogger D. Travers Scott|W|P|Hang in there, man - it gets better! And thanks for the blogroll link - back at ya - Trav4/14/2005 12:50:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|Sorry about the troubles in life. You just have to take lifes punches, one at time. Take it easy, Jonah. ~Shane4/14/2005 04:05:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Ka'ano'i|W|P|oh palala, we've already spoken, so you know how I feel on the whole situation!
Vegas was fun, and it was so hot (so are all the guys too)!!
a hui hou
ka'ano'i4/18/2005 10:30:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Chox|W|P|Hey...I just went through that myself. It *does* suck. :-(4/11/2005 10:54:00 PM|W|P|hbjock|W|P|I always love taking little quizzes and personality tests, so here's one more for the books... and I was actually surprised at the outcome! It does describe A LOT about me and the way I tend to run my life... I don't know about the 0% in being observant and the 0% in being logical.. I like to think that in certain situations, I am very logical... and well, if I am a "Healer" with great intuition, I must also be extremely observant right? Hmmm.. oh well, here are the results, and I apologize for everything being so spaced out... I didn't come up with the format:
INFP - the Healer
Your Type is 0% Extroverted, 0% Observant, 0% Logical and 18% Structured
You are more introverted than extroverted. You are more intuitive than observant, you are more feeling based than thinking based, and you prefer to go with the flow rather than having a plan. Your type can best be summarized by the word "Healer", which belongs to the larger group of idealists. You have a capacity for caring that is deeper than most. You strive for unity, are fascinated by the battles between good and evil, and can be something of an idealist. Only 1% of the population shares your type. As a romantic partner, you are usually supprtive and nuturing, however, you have a high need for individuality. Harmony is extremely important to you as you are very affected by conflict and tension, which also makes you resist confronting your partner directly about problems. When you get angry, you usually blame yourself, rather than your partner. You can also be stubborn and unyielding when you feel you are being criticized or mistreated. You feel the most appreciated when your partner listens to you carefully. You need to be understood. You need to hear your partner express their feelings, the more often, the better. Your group summary: idealists (NF) Your type summary: INFP vincex's shorter version of this test. My longer version of this same test. The real deal. The Quick and Dirty Personality Test written by unpretentious2 on Ok Cupid|W|P|111329624916864535|W|P|Interesting Insight...|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com4/11/2005 09:52:00 PM|W|P|hbjock|W|P|Hey gang, well it's that time of week again, this week I couldn't really decide who to post... life has been a little too hectic for me, which I'm sure many of you are aware... so, for this week, I wanted to go back to one of my favorite models of all time... a Vista Video model by the name of Aaron. My god, he's hot, isn't he? And trust me, the pictures do him no justice when compared to watching him on film... Anyway, hope you guys like him as much as I do... A hui hou! Look at those arms!! Dang son!! And that chest.... And those abs.... Whew.. and while this site can be observed by minors, I can't post the X-rated version, but you guys can find him nude on several of his vids with Vista.. and no it's not porn, just erotic imagery I guess would be the best way to look at it...|W|P|111329234659111824|W|P|Hottie of the Week 4-11|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com4/12/2005 03:54:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous cs|W|P|Thanks for posting the hot muscular men every so often. Great taste in men you have!

The only drawback is they look so PERFECT (not a body hair in site). I just wonder how these guys look when they are in "off-season".4/11/2005 02:45:00 AM|W|P|hbjock|W|P|He 'i'ini no ka'u e li'a 'ia ai E kahi hoa lehua a'o uka e Eia au ka 'i'iwi e 'upa'i mai nei E kahili ana i ka lihi lau lehua 'O ka'u no ia e ko'i'i nei No kahi ulu palai e walea ai Eia mai au ke Kihenelehua E hamo 'olu ana i kou nui kino Ma'ane'i 'oe ku'u alo kuahiwi I nonoho 'ia e ka lei 'ohu Anuhea 'oe i ka pilina a ka ihu E kuko ana i 'olu a'e ai I lohe 'ia ua leo a ku'i 'e ka lono 'Umia ka hanu i ka la'i a ke aloha I have an intense urge to be yearned By a companion lehua blossom of the uplands Here I am, the 'i'iwi flapping about Brushing gently upon the lehua bristles It is my true desire For an abundant growth of palai fern to enjoy Here I am, the Kihenelehua wind Ever so gently caressing your being You belong here my mountain face Rested on by an adornment of mist Made fragrant by the intimacy of the nose Stimulating so that it is refreshing May this voice be heard far and wide Patience is a virtue when it comes to love... - na Kaumakaiwa Kanaka'ole i haku ai keia mele Aloha mai e na lehua kau i ka la'i, na manu e lele a'e nei i ka lani, a me na pohaku e noho kupa'a i ka honua, he paepae no i kako'o i ka ulu lehua... aloha mai kakou. Aia ho'i au i ka uliuli o ka po anu. Ma'u ka lehua i ka loloku o ka ua, ka ua loloku o Ho'olono... I ka nui o ka manawa, 'a'ole wau wehewehe aku i ko'u ola ma ke ao o ke aloha aikane... aka na'e, i keia manawa, he pono no ka ha'i. Ma mua, ua loa'a ia'u ka ipo, kahi ko'olua, ke kane e pili mau loa i ka pu'uwai... 'a'ole au i 'ike maka kahi lua me ia. 'O ia no ka mea i po'ai, i ho'opiha i ko'u ola. He kahuna, he ha'i 'olelo, he mea oli, a ma kekahi 'ano, he kumu hula no ia kanaka nei. 'O ia ka mea mua a'u i 'ike maoli ai e hiki ke nana i loko o'u... Aka na'e, e na hoa o uka o kai... i keia manawa, 'a'ole hiki ia maua e pili mau ma ke 'ano he mau aikane no ho'i. Ua hele mai kahi wanana ia ia, 'a'ole maika'i ka pilina o maua i keia manawa... a no laila, pono 'o ia e ha'alele i ka ua... Kaumaha loa ho'i au, he mehameha wale a'u e 'ike mau nei i keia mau la. Ua pono maua e lilo i hoaaloha wale no... a ina, holomua 'o ia i ke ola 'oko'a me kahi kanaka 'e a'e, 'a'ole au 'ike i ko'u mana'o ke 'ike aku. Ia'u e no'ono'o iho ana i keia kulana, 'o ka pilikia paha, 'o ia no ka manawa... 'a'ole maika'i keia manawa paha i ka pilina... 'Ike wau, aia kahi manawa e hele mai ana, hiki paha maua e hui pu a'e ma ke 'ano aikane. A, a hiki i kela manawa, hiki ia'u ke alia... ('a'ole wau e ho'ole i ke aloha mai na kanaka 'e a'e, aka... ina maika'i ka manawa e 'o'ili mai ana, a 'a'ohe o'u kane, he maika'i kela). 'O ia no ke kumu a'u i koho ai ke mele ma luna a'e nei... he loa no ka manawa i ulu 'ole ai ke aloha i loko o'u no kahi kanaka e noho nei i Hawai'i... No laila, 'ike wau, pono wau e lilo i hoaaloha wale ia ia. Aka, 'ike ho'i wau, aia ana kahi mea e ulu a'e ai ke aloha i kekahi la... pela paha no ke ola no kahi mau kanaka. He ninau paha a ke Akua no maua ina hiki paha maua ke hele i ka laula.... 'a'ole i 'ike 'ia... aka, akaaka loa keia mau 'olelo ia'u... 'umia ka hanu i ka la'i a ke aloha.... Aloha wau ia 'oe e ku'u laua'e... **This journal entry will be kept in my mother tongue without translation for personal reasons. Needless to say, it speaks of love, and a very deep, undescribable love at that... but if any are intrigued by the song written above, you may find a recording of it at Mountain Apple Company Online by artist Kaumakaiwa Kanaka'ole. It is one of the most beautiful mele I have ever heard. Mahalo ia 'oe e ku'u hoa, e Kaumakaiwa no kou kikilo 'ana i ka mea a'u e mana'o ai.** |W|P|111322638807710469|W|P|'Umia ka Hanu i ka La'i a ke Aloha|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com4/07/2005 04:49:00 AM|W|P|hbjock|W|P|Alright, I can't seem to sleep for some reason and it's almost 5am... shit.. I don't even know what to talk about today. I didn't do a damned thing today aside from surf several blogs throughout the day, and of course watch a hell of a lot of porn ;). Hey, I couldn't help it... I had nothing to do today! Oh by the way... if any of you have prison fantasies... (come on, you know you all have had one one time or another) I suggest you watch this hot movie from Titan Media called "Slammer." It stars the ultra-hot Dred Scott (the guy on the right with all the tattoos). Just be careful, these Titan movies are addicting!! LOL Let's see.. other than that, I haven't really done much... Oh! I have to tell all you mansluts out there. Ever had the problem of forgetting about the "trick" you had last month and it coming back to haunt you? Well, some young stud has come up with the perfect solution... ITrick!! Only a gay slut would come up with a program like this... you can input pics and vital information of all the "tricks" you ever encounter, including their screen names on various sites and even submit a review of your encounter! And get this, you can also find out the guy you hooked up with hooked up with anyone else on the ITrick system and how good he was!! Wonders never cease huh? Anyway, oh I think I forgot to mention... a few posts ago I mentioned a new cd release of Hawaiian ha'i singer Kaumakaiwa Kanaka'ole. Well, I saw him at the competition last week and got him to sign my cd cover! Woo hoo!! Ok, now I'm getting brain farts so I'm going to try and get some sleep... maybe I should put on some meditation stuff by Sylvia Browne... which, by the way is listed under my "Ipod" section to the right... and if you believe in auras and spiritual life, I highly recommend it! A hui hou kakou!!|W|P|111288635792354705|W|P|Damned Insomnia...|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com4/07/2005 11:14:00 AM|W|P|Blogger no milk|W|P|there is a version of this called 'the little black book' for palm devices. i downloaded and installed it but i found that it took more effort to remember specific details of a trick than to just say to heck with it and sleep with them again. :) good luck on this.4/18/2005 10:31:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Chox|W|P|I installed iTrick on my old laptop...but after I started entering information, I thought to myself, "What the fuck are you doing?"

I felt like such a slut. :-)4/05/2005 10:09:00 PM|W|P|hbjock|W|P|Ok gang, this one is for Ka'ano'i... Music Lyric Game The Rules Step 1: Get your playlist together, put it on random, and play Step 2: Pick your favorite lines from the first 10 songs that play Step 3: Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly MEGA HINT: *Think musicals* 1. "Between our frozen dinner and our bedtime, 9:15.. we snuggle watching 'Lucy' on big enormous 12 inch screen..." 2. "Cross the rivers, pass the highlands with God's wind in my hair, I look out over boundless skies...my spirits rise and carry me.. carry me beyond my past where I will find sweet liberty at last!" 3. "I'm sick and tired of working in this hellhole of a place with broken glass and used-up rubbers on the ground.. sick of all the punks and all the slobs and all the drunks and all those horny freaks who follow me around... I'm sick of waiting while some bastard looks me over, standing there deciding yes or no... sick of every "dick", of every hot and sweaty trick who says 'How much?' before he even says 'Hello.' " 4. "I don't tell you what to say, I don't tell you what to do, so just let me be myself, that's all I ask of you... I'm young and I love to be young, I'm free and I love to be free... to live my life the way that I want, to say and do whatever I please..." 5. "I'll give you a million things I've never owned, I'll give you a world to conquer when you're grown.. You will be who you want to be, you can choose whatever heaven grants..." 6. "Honi ana i ke anu i ka mea hu'ihu'i... Hu'i hewa i ka 'ili i ka ua po'ai hala. Lei ana i ka mokihana i ka wewehi o Kaiona... Lihau pu'e i ke anu, hau 'oki o Kaleponi...." - for Ka'ano'i =) 7. "Maybe I'm brainless, maybe I'm wise... but you've got me seeing through different eyes... Somehow I've fallen under your spell, and somehow I'm feeling it's 'up' that I fell..." 8. "It's about one moment, the moment before it all becomes clear.. and in that one moment, you start to believe there's nothing to fear... It's about one second... and just when you're on the verge of success, the sky starts to change and the wind starts to blow!!" 9. "Friday night you and your boys went out to eat, then they hung out but you came home around 3... If 6 of y'all went out, then 4 of you were really cheap 'cause only 2 of you had dinner... I found your credit card receipt..." 10. "... A rich beautiful thing, of all the talent a cross between a fantasy of the bedroom and a saint... You were just a backstreet girl hustling and fighting, scratching and biting..." Have fun!! They're actually pretty easy if you think hard =).|W|P|111277791026698328|W|P|The iPod Music Game|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com4/06/2005 05:55:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Ka'ano'i|W|P|ok first of all, DCI in Providence, you know i'll be scheduling all august flights to PVD now! :)
anywho, heres what i got!

1. Suddenly Seymour (Little shop of horrors)
5. I'd give my life for you? (def Miss Saigon though)
7. You're Mine (Wicked)
9. Ms crack-head herself, Whitney Houston
10. High Flying Adored (Evita)4/06/2005 09:15:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous Ka'ano;i|W|P|Oh I forgot one of them!
#3. The Life!4/07/2005 02:51:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Synonym Woodland-Sprite|W|P|Thanks! (for your comments and peeking at me blog....)

I have read yours on and off...I haunt some of the blogs in your read list and came across (I wiped up) yours a couple of times. Always an enjoyable read.

Now if I can figure out how to link blogs....i'd be set

Slurp!
Syn4/05/2005 07:48:00 PM|W|P|hbjock|W|P|
Hey gang, well this week's "Hottie" of the Week is no stranger to the net... he's professional model and gay mega-hottie Chris Geary (the guy on the right). He's a hot british guy who runs his own website and has been featured on the cover of several gay rags... damn, and he's only a year older than me! Sometimes I wonder how the hell guys like this stay in such great shape.. damn, teach me, mold me!! =))|W|P|111276653150928033|W|P|Hottie of the Week|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com4/05/2005 11:47:00 AM|W|P|hbjock|W|P|Mai ka manawa o Maelo-wahine Ku ka ha o Nana'ulu i O'ahu-a-Lua Luahi ho'i na mano holo i ka moku Ma laila no i ulu a'e na puna a Manuia 'O Manuia ka lani, ka lani o Kapu'ahu'awa 'O ka uahi makaweo 'ia o Lihu'e Kau kehakeha i ka lani ke kapu welawela Kani ka pahu, nakolokolo ka lani no Ku-a-Lupekapu Kuhea akula i ke ali'i 'ihi kapu no 'Ewa-uli-a-La'a E ala mai ho'i 'oe e ka 'Ewa-nui, e ka 'Ewa-iki Pahu mai ke 'alohi i ka ua loloku o Ho'olono Ho'olono aku ia Hawea i Kukaniloko e kani mai nei Ku mai i ka lani kau i ka 'alaneo E o mai e na ali'i kukahi o 'Ewa, e o! © J. La'akapu Lenchanko, 2005 Aloha mai kakou e na kini o ka 'aina, na lehulehu o ka honua... pehea mai nei 'oukou?? Well, I'm sorry I haven't posted very much. So much has gone on and I just haven't really had the energy to post. So, bare with me... this one is going to be a long post... and it's going to be a combo translation of last week's last entry and a new entry. So just go with it ok? =) Anyway, last week was the Merrie Monarch Hula Festival, which is the biggest, most competitive hula competition of the year in Hawai'i. It takes place in Hilo on the island of Hawai'i, and while the whole festival lasts a week, the competition portion itself lasts for 3 nights... Thursday is the female soloist competition, Friday is the Traditional Dance competition, and Saturday is the Modern Hula competition. This is our first year attending under our new halau hula (hula school) "Ka Pa Hula O Ka Lei Lehua" being under the direction of my kumu hula (hula master), Snowbird Puananiopaoakalani Bento. We've competed in previous years under another halau, Ka Pa Hula o Kamehameha, but our then-kumu hula, Holoua Stender, but he has since retired and the halau disbanded. So, for us, we were really anxious to get out there and show everyone that we haven't disappeared completely. And so, for the competition, our Kumu Hula decided to present a series of chants and dances praising the island of O'ahu-a-Lua, where we're from... it isn't often that O'ahu dances are done, but we felt that it being our first appearance, that we should honor our roots. Since the competition starts with the soloist competition, we decided to present a mele (song, chant, poem) that talks about the beginning of all things. Our soloist chanted a variation of a creation chant written in the 1700s by a famous court chanter of the time, Paku'i. Then she danced a dance about a very special place on the island of O'ahu named Kukaniloko. I think I've mentioned it before, but I never really got to explain it in English. Kukaniloko is a heiau, or a temple, that was built specifically for the purpose of birth, royal birth on the island of O'ahu in around 700AD. Noted Hawaiian historian Samuel Manaiakalani Kamakau writes in 1863:
Kukaniloko was made by Nanakaoko and his wife Ka-hihi-o-ka-lani as a place for the birth of their child Kapawa. A line of stones was set up on the right hand and another on the left hand, facing north. There sat thirty-six chiefs. There was a backrest, a kuapu'u, on the upper side, this was the rock Kukaniloko, which was the rock to lean against. If a chiefess entered and leaned against Kukaniloko and rested on the supports to hold up the thighs in observance of the Liloe kapu [the prescribed regulations for birthing], the child born in the presence of the chiefs was called an ali'i, an akua, a wela - a chief, a god, a blaze of heat. When the child was born, it was immediately taken into the waihau heiau Ho'olono-pahu. There forty-eight chiefs ministered to the child and cut the navel cord. Ho'olono-pahu was a furlong and a half [~330 yds.] south of Kukaniloko. Two furlongs to the west of Kukaniloko was where the sacred drum Hawea was beaten; it indicated the birth of a chief.
It is also said that chiefs/chiefesses who were born at Kukaniloko were called "Lo Ali'i" and were referred to as "poni li'u la" chiefs who were of the highest rank possible for all chiefs in the islands. So great was the sacredness of this place, that the great warrior king, Kamehameha I, who united all the islands under his rule, wanted his most sacred son, Liholiho, to be born there to ensure that his life would be consecrated under the highest of tabus. So, both her chant and her dance bring forth some of the names of the chiefs that were born at this place like, Kapawa, Kalaimanuia, Ma'ilikukahi, and Kakuhihewa. Now, to call out to chiefs of that high of a rank is a very serious deal. Needless to say, that night, several of the women in my halau were woken up by the sounds of chanting and drumming and crying. However, there was nothing in the area that could have created that kind of a sound, since the closest sign of civilization is about a half-mile down the road. So because of that, we were told to move our beds to the center of the room (we were staying in a community gym by the way) and to sleep together, away from the walls. Well, Friday came... and for the ancient dance competition, the men presented the oli (chant) above, which pays tribute to the Nana'ulu line of O'ahu chiefs who were known to be fair and hard-working. They then did a dance that honored these same chiefs who hail from the 'Ewa district of O'ahu. We decided to honor them because most chants you hear that come out of our island (and there aren't many) pay tribute to Kakuhihewa, who was a peaceful chief who reigned in the 1500s. So we wanted to bring out names of older chiefs, ancestors of Kakuhihewa, who built the peaceful kingdom that he ruled over. Both the chant and dance came off beautifully, and it was really great knowing that we were mentioning names of chiefs who were very powerful in their time, but for some reason or another, are not really known to the hula dancers and scholars of today. Our presented a portion of the story of Hi'iaka-i-ka-poli-o-Pele, who was the youngest sister of the volcano goddess, Pelehonuamea. And in this story, Pele travels in her spirit form to the island of Kaua'i and falls in love with a handsome chief named Lohiau. Well after a few days, she is called back to Hawai'i island by her sisters and she decides that she is going to send her youngest sister (Hi'iakaikapoliopele) to fetch her lover. The women's chant that was presented was a series of kau or sacred chants that tell of Hi'iaka's journey through O'ahu while on her way to Kaua'i. And two of the 4 chants were actually uttered by Hi'iaka herself about different aspects of the areas that she was traveling through. The women's dance was entitled "'O Ka'ala Kuahiwi Mauna Kehau" and speaks of Hi'iaka standing on top of Mt. Ka'ala which is the tallest peak on O'ahu, and the chant mentions Hi'iaka giving praise to all her ancestors of that area who have taken forms of valleys and cliffs or who live in these areas. The really cool thing about the chant is that it brings out names of places that are no longer used in this modern generation for areas on this island like Kamaoha and Hale'au'au and Kalena which are all areas that are now either used for sugar or as part of Schofield Barracks. Anyway, in this day and age of Hawaiian pride and a culture renaissance, we felt it was time to give new life to these places. For the 'Auana, or modern hula competition on Saturday, we decided to focus on a subject matter that lies at the heart of every native Hawaiian and really, every person in teh world... the subject of love and affection for another person. The men decided to present a mele called "Kaua i ka Huahua'i" which was written by a Hawaiian prince during the mid-1800s named Leleiohoku. The song speaks of a yearning desire for companionship and teh intrigue surrounding this forbidden love that the young prince may have had for someone who was not "acceptable" to everyone else's standards. It's really funny that this song was originally written by the prince in 1860, but was later morphed into a big-band song in the 1920s and 30s and became more widely-known as "The Hawaiian War Chant." Several versions of this song with fake lyrics and everything else have been featured in several different movies in a "wicky, waky hulahula nonsense" kind of way that it really has lost all sense of the original composition to those who are unfamiliar with Hawaiian language. The song really has nothing to do with war, but rather the heat and passion of love. Our women presented two dances that also talked about love. Their entrance mele was called "Ma'ane'i Mai 'Oe" which was written by an infamous Hawaiian soprano named Lena Machado, and the song calls out to her lover, "Ma'ane'i mai 'oe..." "Come here..." and asks the question, "Wouldn't you like to be with me?" It's a very kolohe, or rascally song, and I recommend it if you're ever in a teasing mood =). The women's main mele choice was a song that was written by another profilic Hawaiian composer, Maddy K. Lam, called "Ku'uipo Onaona." In this composition she calls out to her lover and reminds him, "eia mai au ke kali nei la... mai lohi mai 'oe e ku'u ipo la... e ala wiki mai 'oe!" "Here I am waiting for you... don't doddle or take too long getting here." Love doesn't wait around for you forever, after all, right? All in all, we did really well in the competition and I am very proud of all the dancers... and I was honored to be asked by my Kumu Hula to chant and drum with her during the traditional performances... and although we didn't win, I know that the people we honored were very happy with our performances, and in the end, that's all that matters! Wish I had some pictures to show you all of the performances, but I haven't seen any shots come out yet, so I guess we'll have to wait... I will tell you this though, there were some hotties at the competition this year!|W|P|111276402758076079|W|P|Home Again...|W|P|bfljock79@gmail.com4/16/2005 07:19:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Glenn Ingersoll|W|P|Looking forward to pics!

I have a version of the "Hawaiian War Chant" on my iPod and I'm happy to know it's a love song, not a war chant! It's a version by Johnny Ukelele from a compilation of ukelele music. Most of the music on the CD is campy, which disappointed me because there are many contemporary musicians making beautiful music with the instrument. I guess there's a place for the goof in the world, too.